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THE DAY OHIO TRIED TO YEET ME BACK TO THE 1800s
It was a cold March afternoon—the kind of cold where the wind isn’t just blowing, it’s out there auditioning for The Exorcist, trying to rip trees out of the ground and fling lawn ornaments into orbit. Garden gnomes were flying… Continue reading
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✨ THE DAY MY CURLS FILED A COMPLAINT AND QUIT ✨
My hair has officially entered its villain era. Apparently, being stuck in a hospital bed for several days was all it needed to say, “You know what? I’m done,” pack its little follicle suitcase, and abandon every ounce of dignity… Continue reading
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Confession Tuesday: The Great Bangs Massacre of 7th Grade
Hello my little witches, warlocks, ghosts, goblins, and anyone else who has ever made a questionable hair decision under the influence of peer pressure and Aqua Net. Gather ‘round the cauldron — it’s Confession Tuesday, and today’s tale is one… Continue reading
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The Day I Met the Worst Customer in Walmart History
Working in retail means you’re eventually going to meet some truly awful customers. Now I worked in a few retail jobs during my 30 something years of life, but by the time I worked at Walmart I honestly, had, had… Continue reading
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