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🏥 Welcome to the Gallbladder Games: Hospital Edition 🏥
(May the odds be ever in your IV.) I left off last time as I was being rolled down the hospital hallway toward what would become my glamorous new Airbnb for the next couple of days: my hospital room. I… Continue reading
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Part 4: MY GALLBLADDER: THE DRAMA QUEEN WHO REFUSED TO DIE QUIETLY
My gallbladder saga has officially become longer than a Netflix limited series. Honestly, at this point it deserves its own theme song, cast reunion, and behind‑the‑scenes documentary. That tiny, spicy, demon‑filled organ made my life a living hell for MONTHS.… Continue reading
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Part 3: Life After the Attacks — And the Plot Thickens
Life after two gallbladder attacks, two ER visits, one surprise ambulance ride, one bile‑duct stone–scooping procedure, and being told I was “too fat for lifesaving surgery” was… a vibe. A humbling, dramatic, “okay universe, I hear you” kind of vibe.… Continue reading
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Plot Twist: My Gallbladder Was the Villain All Along: Part Two
So it became official: my gallbladder was getting evicted. No notice. No appeal. No “please pack your things.” Just get out. But before anyone could yank this tiny troublemaker from my body, I had to meet with a general surgeon… Continue reading
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Plot Twist: My Gallbladder Was the Villain All Along Part 1
It has been a wild ride — the kind of ride you don’t sign up for, don’t want tickets to, and definitely don’t want the souvenir T‑shirt from. I truly did not know the human body was capable of this… Continue reading